Monday, April 24, 2006

The School of Toddler

Lesson #1: Cereal
Cereal is really good. Cereal is even better when you perform the following ritual before consuming: 1. Dump cereal out of bowl or cup. Wait for Mom to notice. Grab for it maniacally like candy out of a pinata. Run away laughing. 2. Hide and watch Mom clean it up. Right as she's about to put the last kernel in the bowl, swoop in and kick the cup. Laugh and run away. 3. Go play in your room because that's where you were about to be jailed anyway.
FYI- Cereal is excellent when coated with a fine film of carpet fuzz and slobber.

Tune in next week for Lesson #2 " When Dad has too many 'Sodas'..."

3 Comments:

Blogger Kiki said...

What a little devil! And I mean Derek, not Syd!! HAHAHA

12:31 PM  
Blogger Sarafu said...

LOL!! I dont envy being in that situation!

9:04 AM  
Blogger jenn256 said...

don't you just want to string her up by her toenails sometimes?

PS- A little fuzz never hurt anyone, consider it another source of fiber.

11:32 AM  

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